Thursday, May 15, 2008

Specter

I love sports, and I'm a huge fan of the New England Patriots; we've been through a lot this year, and as the so called spygate thing is finally wrapping up, you might think we'd be able to put this miserable season behind us. That's when Arlon "Little Dick" Specter decides to piss in our cereal. Now personally, I think the guy's an old pissy bitch that hasn't gotten laid since the 70's. (I'd probably be crabby too.) But to take it out on a football team? Isn't there something more importnat he could be doing with his time? The steroid thing was stretching it, but fucking spygate? Who gives a shit? What I can't figure out is what he plans to accomplish, other than wasting our time and our tax money. I don't see a federal law that's been broken here. Just because you're a senator, you're old, and you're a douchebag, doesn't mean you can go around wasting your time and taxpayer's money. His reason for doing this was that he was afraid Americans were going to lose faith in professional football. Well, how's your faith in the senate? Most of my hope for the future was shot with the dimwits running for President, but anything that was left was beaten and set on fire by this asshole. Does anyone involved with the government still have the ability to think like a normal human being? Because it seems that once you're elected into office you're brainwashed and become a total dillweed. And I'm sorry I couldn't come up with a better word than dillweed, but it really sums it up., although, asshole, fucknut, zero, zipperhead,and shitstick will work. All I'm trying to say is Stop Wasting Our Fucking Money!! This country has a lot of really bad problems that the senate and congress should be focusing on, not a stupid fucking game.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Polygamists Have Feelings Too??

Let's talk about polygamist cults...
Polygamist=to have more than one spouse at a time. This is illegal and probably fucks with your kids heads pretty bad. Cult= a religion regarded as unorthodox or genrally creepy. Together you have creepy horny assholes who dress funny and probably deserve a free trip to Guantanamo Bay for proccesing.
But instead of shackles and a trip to the crappiest place on earth, they get an interview on the friggen Today Show. They being the assholes from Texas with the 400 or so kids who will probably end up as whackjobs. Not only the Today Show but the evening news both ran "human interest" pieces about how the poor parents and children have been torn apart by the evil Texas Children's Services. The fact that anyone, especially a major news outlet, would show pity for these people is pathetic; no shit they took their kids away, the parent were not only breaking the law, but they were also abusing young children. How many underaged girls were pregnant in this very religious group? I don't think the pregnancies were due to lack of supervision. Doesn't the news media have something more worthy to report on? Not only should these people be sent to Git-Mo, but so should the news media, for running such an asinine story. They're scum, and we should leave it at that.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Who is the Permanent Buddha?

The Permanent Buddha is a very angry man. I'm trying very hard to walk the path of enlightenment but people keep pissing me off . I want to to let go of my hate for of humanity and accept it for what it is. Unfortunately I have to interact with people throughout the day. I try to keep up on current events and I even subject myself to the nightly news. By doing these thing I find that the world, most importantly our country, is being run by extremely powerful, greedy douchebags; people who I would consider the scum of the earth. It gets worse, we the masses, the people in the middle making little money and paying big taxes, are just fine with this. We sit by and let the rich and the politicians feed us a line of shit and we say thank you. You know what I'm talking about; you sit around the office and bitch about the economy, taxes, gas prices, the war, the price of groceries, the three idiots running for president, but what do you actually do other than bitch: nothing. Its like nobody cares anymore they're so caught up in the system or lost in this flawed ideology that no one stands up and says what the fuck and kicks some asses. The whole thing pisses me off. The people doing it and the people who let it happen. There are countless numbers of people who piss me off; from the President who I like to consider our very special village idiot to the news media, who seem more interested in letting me know what they do and don't aprove of. The list of people who piss me off is probably endless. I'm sure that I will write about all of this and offend lots of people doing it. But remember, if I piss you off, if my views make you really angry, I"m just a regular guy trying to walk the path of enlightenment and become a better person. but if that's not good enough go fuck yourself.